Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Source: lindsaybluth)

School is 15 hours per week. Work is 39.

I am tired all the time.
I am selfish.
I am done giving any shits.
I am bi polar
I am filled with anxiety
But also excitement

I don’t want to see people because they don’t get me.
They probably do.
Cody tries to get me to call my friends, but I just want to lay in bed when I have a day off

I am completely broke

I wish people would just be like, I’m coming over.
Don’t give me a choice. Don’t ask me when.
Just come over
I pretend not to care when I really do because it’s easier to not be attached to anything.

My fiancé loves me but I’m not even communicating with him, even though he is the love of my life.

He says I need to see my friends.
I think I just need to sleep

For a long time
Just nap for a few months until I can function socially again.

I used to be a social butterfly
And now I’m afraid of people. Literally being around people makes me… I don’t know.

It’s okay with strangers because they don’t really know me.

But my friends… My family… I’m so tired of having all this shit they have to deal with.
So I don’t want to be a burden in their life
So I won’t be in it.
I miss middle and high school.
When I wasn’t so broken.

I miss my friends.
They’re my family

But I don’t know how to be brave and see them
I want to be brave






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(Source: raphmike)




#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

(Source: fifthharmony)


She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.


ted tells a joke


"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."